Angels: Almighty Father, we are
tired of these Nigerians ... in
heaven o
GOD: What have they done this
time?
Angels: Everything! They don't
listen to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules, they don’t wait
for their turn in anything! They
are reckless!(exasp erated). In
fact they have turned heaven
upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They
are very special to me...ehm let
me call Satan in hell to see how
he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how
are things over there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later.
There's an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue
has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having
problems over there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have
with me in hell. He (stammers)
they.. they....they have quenched
the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Lolz...nigerians don suffer 4 dis world o...I wasn't here
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